All kids say hilarious stuff. Some moms write it in journals. I share my son’s witticisms with you. Are you lucky or WHAT??

Today, we have TWO moments of hilarity:

On the way home from soccer this evening Enter Sandman by Metallica came on the radio. I told the Boy-child that it is a classic song, and turned it up a bit. I then instructed him in the proper way to “head-bang” along with the beat…  He attempted the move for an 8-count or so, then he announced that he doesn’t like it, because it made his head hurt. I guess his future is in folk or bluegrass instead of metal and prog rock. Hope daddy’s not too disappointed… :)

Then, tonight as we were watching Glee on Netflix (haters, move along!) they sang You Can’t Always Get What You Want. The Boy-child said “That’s just like me.” He likes to sing, so I asked “Do you sing like that?” “No.”  He likes to dance, so I asked “Do you think you dance like that?” “No.”  Out of ideas, I asked “What part of it do you think is like you?”

“Because I can’t always get what I want.”

Preach it, son.